THE VALUE OF UNDIES 

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially 
when your vehicle..... 

From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes 
this story:

A Crestview couple who drove their car to 
Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in 
the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry 
on with the shopping while he fixed the car in 
the lot. 

The wife returned later to see a small group of 
people near the car. On closer inspection, she 
saw a pair of male legs protruding from under 
the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his 
lack of under-pants turned private parts into 
glaringly public ones. 

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully 
stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, 
and tucked everything into place. 

The wife stood back up, she looked across the hood 
and found herself staring at her husband who was 
standing idly by. 
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches 
in his forehead.